Yeah, sure it's the whole jealousy thing of not being able to score hot chicks in bikini's...but second reason I hate women..they are useless.  I mean, they never have to do anything.  They can look like they've been hit with a sack of nickels and still there's someone to take their picture, to fawn over them and to throw money at them.  Take Shauna Sand as an example.  Who the phuck is she?  Nobody, that's who.  Yet here she is relaxing in Miami and enjoying herself by the pool... I phucking hate life sometimes.  Shit, my mom's calling me to clean up my room.  PHUCK, does it ever end?!

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