Let me make sure I understand this, you're buying Nestle chocolate milk and Ice Breaker gum and you're using your Debit card...

For a buck 98 this idiot is swiping, re- swiping, entering and
re- entering his fucking PIN while his cell phone starts ringing...not just any ring, which in itself is annoying, but Phantom of the Opera... okay what?

It's painful enough to listen to and watch cell phones and their users parade around completely oblivious to anyone but themselves...why make us listen to some stupid ring. Scottish bag pipes, Chariots of Fire, The Entertainer... all stupid. For the love of God, use the vibrate option! I digress...

As he's chattering away, Rosie has to change the paper in the debit machine... chocolate milk and gum... Are your finances in such disarray that you opt to pay the $1.50 service charge instead of withdrawing the $20 minimum from your bank?

While we're at it, let's make sure to beat the shit out of anyone who whips out their cheque book at the grocery store... You are writing a cheque to pay for your groceries? I guess that's fine but at least have the damn thing filled out before you get to the register. Sure, wait for the final total... but to start fumbling around for a pen and such after all your items have been rung up...

Lastly, there are 720 hours in a month. If you are a monkey, 20 of those hours are for lunch. Lunch includes, banking, mailing, laundering and of course transit time.

When I get to the bank or post office I don't want to see some 80 year old gabbing it up with the teller about his 4 grandkids in Ohio blah, blah... Stay home parents, please stay home during my lunch... grandma, your grandkids will have to wait for your letter until our lunch is over and please for the love of Go
d stay out of the left lane, this monkey is late for work...