Nasty Videos Of Arms And Legs Being Broke - Caveman

Even Obama Can't Resist The Borg - Odor

Veronika London The Megan Fox of the North? - Guyism

Jessiann Gravel Beland’s hot photo shoot - HQ

Nice compilation of hotties make waking up bearable - Funtasticus

The Where Should I Eat Flowchart is genius - Epic

Katy Perry in Esquire Magazine and SEXY - LAX

Jessica Simpson's Mega Rack Pics - DNS

Anna Kournikova in Tight Spandex - Crunch

Oh La La Look At Marissa Miller - Goggler

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Why Hello Audrina
Saturday November 7th, 2009
I think I got hit on by an old man in the steam room at the YMCA.  I went into the steam room which I guess is pretty phucking gay to begin with.  There's this 80 year old dude sitting on one of the benches towel around his waist and there's no steam.  It's an empty, cold steam room at this point... but not for long.  It's about to get hot... I ask him if it's cool that I start the timer for the steam.  He looks at me and says, "Do whatever pleases you"  I'm thinking, that's a weird thing to say, but the guy is old so maybe it's one of those old fashion sayings..?  I sit back and give my back a little stretch.  He comes over sits beside me and says, "let me know if there is anything I can do"  Is that weird?  Should I have let him?  I didn't want to be rude...

Anyway Here's "soft" eyed Audrina.  I call her "soft" eyed because calling her "lazy" eyed would be mean... No doubt she's on her way to a soup kitchen to volunteer her time...

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