I used to work on cruise ships and lemme tell ya, Nick has it lucky.  I've seen how they would cram 6 Jamaican bartenders in a room no bigger than Nick's.  Shit, the Koreans down the street would call it luxury.  Anyway, my point is, he needs to get one of those ship porthole pictures... that would be great.  He could pretend that he's on a cruise ship.  The one difference is of course, while Nick gets to actually take a dump all by himself, his buddy is doing it from a bag...