I never thought it possible that there'd be a bigger waste of space on this planet than Paris Hilton...I was wrong.  I don't mean "bigger" in that her ass is actual the size of Paris, just more useless. 

I phucking hate this hairy Armenian cunt.  Can't she do anything else but love herself?  I don't know why I'd expect anything more from her, it's not as if she's educated..she phucked some dude on tape and has a big ass...

Anyway, here's Xerxes partying it up in the Hamptons.  You know you've made it when you're invited to a night club attended by Michael Lohan...