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Saturday January 5th, 2008
March 20th, 2008
Trace Adkins is my hero.  I can't wait to see how he reacts to the Backstreet Boys next week.  I mean, wheat grass juice?  Nick, try blow it works a hell of a lot better.

Feb. 28th 2008
Trace Adkins is going to win

Jan. 10th 2008
Of course team Hydra won again.  When the phuck are the girls gonna wake up and use their celebrity faces?  What kind of commercial was that.  Gene, while he certainly is a genius, he abrasive manner is gonna hurt him.

Jan. 3rd 2008
So with nothing else on, the Orange Bowl over I decided to watch 'Celebrity Apprentice'.  I haven't watched The Apprentice since season 2 and with the "sky is falling" writer's strike I figured it would be a good opportunity to catch up.  So I popped a few Vicodin, loaded the bowl and settled in for comatose Thursday.

Now of course the best part is watching these 'celebs' turn on each other in the board room.  Can you imagine Tito Ortiz telling The Donald that Gene Simmons failed in a particular task and that he should be fired?!  It's just great.

Now back to the 'celeb' part...sure, if you think Marilu Henner and Jennie Finch are celebs, then, yeah...whatever..Celebrity Apprentice.

The favor clearly lays with team HYDRA (the guys).  Half of team Empresario (the chicks) are famous for being either naked or scantily dressed (Nadia Comaneci, Carol Alt, Tiffany Fallon) so when it comes time to use their celebrity to sell hot dogs on the streets of NY...who's going to recognize them? 

But now when you have Gene Simmons, Tito Ortiz, Stephen Baldwin and Lennox Lewis...who's not going to recognize them?  Especially when Tito brings in his girl Jenna Jameson to help out. Who's not going to buy a wiener from her?!

So yeah, no 30 Rock, No Office...instead we get to watch Stephen Baldwin and Omorosa...I certainly will need more Vicodin for next week's show

Nadia Comaneci Tiffany Fallon Lennox Lewis Carol Alt

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