Is all men can say when we see a great pair. However, from that point on, our judgment becomes clouded and we can no longer think rationally. As a result, we can't see the droopiness through the haze...or something like that.

The point is, it's very easy for a women to fool us with modern technology. So how can you tell if she's fooling you? Well the best way is to get her naked. But, if you want to save yourself the horror and misery of spending all night and all your money on picking up what you think is going to be a nice rack of lamb only to find out she has more blubber than Orca... this is what you need to do.

First, calm down. The effects of seeing a great rack are immediate and overwhelming. Perhaps a splash of cold water, or your girlfriend smacking you across the head will readjust your thinking.

If she is wearing an open top, and it's clear that she has them pushed up for your visual pleasure, check to see if there is a lot of flesh jumping around. She may display them as lush and full, but if there's too much skin hanging about, you know that gravity is waiting to bring those puppies down... and fast.

If she's all covered up and you still can't peel your eyes away, look for "the double bump." It's one thing to have them rest in a bra, it another to have the bra so tight you can actually see the line of the bra and just above that line... yup, more skin just waiting to hit the floor.

If a girl has wonderfully chipper breasts, she won't need to try and push them, squeeze them or bind them together they'll sit there waiting for you to say hello... like the nice trained puppies we love so much.

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