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Wait For It...Wait For It... Now.

The Urge... As she walks past you, you count to 5 then turn your head... surly that's long enough to avoid being obvious.

But there is nothing else around you.. why else turn your head except to stare at her ass?

You're so smooth... perhaps you act as if you forgot something in your car, or you stop to look in a store glass window feigning interest in the display just for an excuse to stop and "look around." You'll try anything to turn your head to look at her back side.

No matter what you do, it's hard to fight the urge to check out baby's back. Of course, some guys don't care; they whip their head around as soon as she walks by... Sure, that's one approach - But why look like a cretin when you can look like... a cretin.

You need to position yourself accordingly - you need to at least try and reduce the risk of being socked in the head. So here's what you do:

Once you gage her general direction of travel, position yourself for "the walk by."

Example, if you're sitting... I dunno, at Coffee Bean on Ventura and Coldwater at noon... and you see the token hottie get out of her husband's Mercedes...first - have your look; THEN turn your body around and wait for her to saunter by. By the time she walks by, you can look all you want because you are already facing the direction of her ass.

Make your turn after you get a good look at her front side. If you're standing, simply face the other direction when you see her walking towards you.

Once you've seen her front, a simple turn seconds before she walks by will give you the full meal deal without being obvious...unless of course their are other monkeys around.

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