Nasty Videos Of Arms And Legs Being Broke - Caveman

Even Obama Can't Resist The Borg - Odor

Veronika London The Megan Fox of the North? - Guyism

Jessiann Gravel Beland’s hot photo shoot - HQ

Nice compilation of hotties make waking up bearable - Funtasticus

The Where Should I Eat Flowchart is genius - Epic

Katy Perry in Esquire Magazine and SEXY - LAX

Jessica Simpson's Mega Rack Pics - DNS

Anna Kournikova in Tight Spandex - Crunch

Oh La La Look At Marissa Miller - Goggler

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Dating Advice - Males

The Ugly Friend Every Girl Should Have One...
Thursday October 22nd, 2009
I was out with some friends the other night and I was checking out this one hot chick who happened to be with to pretty ugly friends.  At first I wasn't sure if the hottie was blind, sympathetic or simply a nice person who doesn't mind that her friends are ugly.  Or maybe she hangs out with them to make her look prettier.  Bitch. 

I wanted to go up to her and ask... but I decided not to.  It's tough hitting on a hot chick when the friends she's with are ugly.  There are 2 factors at play here:

1) Go for the ugly friend.  The hot girl will think you are so sweet and not at all shallow. She'll get jealous and try to move in. 

2) If you go for the hot one, she might feel bad for her friends and blow you off. 

So it's up to you on how you should proceed.  If you think about it too long you may miss your chance because you know there's someone else waiting to swoop in.  Belly up to the bar, have a few more shots of courage and get to work son.  If you're not into hassle or bullshit, just go for the ugly one.  It's last call, it won't make no difference.

The Ugly Friend

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