Nasty Videos Of Arms And Legs Being Broke - Caveman

Even Obama Can't Resist The Borg - Odor

Veronika London The Megan Fox of the North? - Guyism

Jessiann Gravel Beland’s hot photo shoot - HQ

Nice compilation of hotties make waking up bearable - Funtasticus

The Where Should I Eat Flowchart is genius - Epic

Katy Perry in Esquire Magazine and SEXY - LAX

Jessica Simpson's Mega Rack Pics - DNS

Anna Kournikova in Tight Spandex - Crunch

Oh La La Look At Marissa Miller - Goggler

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Dating Advice - Males

Tuesday September 22nd, 2009
I live in Los Angeles, the city of porn.  I'm always seeing chicks who literally stop traffic.  Tits pushed up, mini mini skirt, tattoos, phuck me boots...the whole 9 yards.  It's as if she's been ripped out from the pages of Biker Mag, or Vibe.  You think about the damage you would do to her (when in reality she'd be the one making you whimper like a new born). 

You would love to get with a chick like that.  Everyone checking her out...feeling like king of the world...but are you really that guy?  The guy who knows how to handle a girl "like that".  Could you handle every guy's jaw hitting the floor as she walks by?  Would you ever get tired of the "over the top" look she insists on supporting?  The maintenance of it all.  Holy shit. 

I went out the other night with this chick who was wearing a great pushup bra and that was pretty much enough for me.  The problem is, I wrongfully concern myself with what other people think.  What would my mother think?  I couldn't go out walking around with a chick dressed liked Shauna Sand.  It's great to look at when it's someone else’s bitch, because when they are dressed like a whore, it's not for you.  It's for everyone else.  Can you handle that?

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