So I went to the beach last week with my girlfriend and it totally sucked.  There were hot babes everywhere but I wasn't able to leer like I usually do.  You know, out of respect and all.  I guess even with my sunglasses on, I make it pretty obvious.  Even though I really try not to look, it's pretty damn tough.  When she calls me on it, I get embarrassed because it reminds me of my dad and how gross I used to feel when he'd call a hot girl out.  You know that whole "you're turning into your dad" thing. 

She tells me she doesn't care that I check out other girls, but I do. I care.  I don't want to be "that guy". Yet, I can't control it.  I mean if a hot chick with big ol' titties walks by, how do you not look?  Your girlfriend knows what you're thinking so why try to hide it, is it wrong to comment; I guess it depends on the comment.  It's come to a point where she's looking at me looking at the "other girl" she knows I'm about to do it, and like a dog running into parked cars, I keep falling for it. 

If you're with your date, give up looking.  Just put blinders on, because a girl knows when you're not paying attention to her.  Which let's face it, is most of the time.