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You: "Do you want to dance...?"
Chick: "Get lost geek."
You: "I'm sorry you misunderstood me,

"I said you look fat in those pants..."

It may be the perfect come back for the chick who just rejected your move...in front of all your friends.

However funny those words appear to be, they lose their humor the second you utter them at the wrong time. In fact, there is no right time to ever speak those words...other than at a High School dance.

No matter how comfortable you are with your girlfriend, date or wife... never ever tell them they look fat. Everyone from poets to comedians have spoken on this issue. It's centuries old.

If your partner asks you, "Honey, do I look fat?" Always answer, "no." Even if you think she does, don't tell her. Address the situation accordingly. Tell her, she would look"better" in another outfit or, that she looks sexy with what she is already wearing. But don't be obvious, girls are sensitive. If you tell her she looks fat, you're going out by yourself...

A woman is already aware of her inadequacies. She doesn't need you reminding her. When a woman asks you if she looks fat, she already knows how she looks, she just wants some reassurance from you. If you blow it, she won't. So be smart.

After you have given her the right information, wait a few minutes THEN suggest she try on, "your favorite dress or skirt" Be Warned: If you tell her to change her top, be prepared for her to change her earring's, handbag and shoes too... which will take another 30 minutes. Remember, she always looks good. Besides, what does it matter to you , you're going to be perving on all the other women anyway. Bastard.

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