Nasty Videos Of Arms And Legs Being Broke - Caveman

Even Obama Can't Resist The Borg - Odor

Veronika London The Megan Fox of the North? - Guyism

Jessiann Gravel Beland’s hot photo shoot - HQ

Nice compilation of hotties make waking up bearable - Funtasticus

The Where Should I Eat Flowchart is genius - Epic

Katy Perry in Esquire Magazine and SEXY - LAX

Jessica Simpson's Mega Rack Pics - DNS

Anna Kournikova in Tight Spandex - Crunch

Oh La La Look At Marissa Miller - Goggler

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Dating Advice - Males

"Anything For You..." Complimenting A Hot Chick
Sunday December 17th, 2006

"No you idiot!!!" is all I could mumble under my breath as I watched, Cole serve up 2 triple decaf extra foam double caramel mocha hold the syrup lattes to miss botox.

"Anything for you" is exactly what you don't want to say... unless you are talking to an 89 year old woman and you want to make her day.

Your stupid remark has just set us back 20 years... NEVER compliment a hot chick. They've heard everything and most importantly, it doesn't even phase them.

That's right - believe it or not, you're little attempt at flirting is not only painfully sad and obvious - that cold sore on your mouth isn't doing anything for her either.

If you're working for a, "tip," here's one - you pour $8 dollar coffee take your tip jar and shove it up your ass.

Here's another tip, hot chicks don't tip. Their tip is talking to you.

Compliment ugly and people and old people. Hot Zoolander types hear your tripe all the time and won't pay extra to hear it from you. Especially after shelling out half their pay to cover that extra pump of syrup.


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