Um, how do I say this without sounding like a 12 year old?...Mia Presley is totally hot.  Or as I put it, smokin'  And something tell me she's not as innocent as she seems...laying there topless on the beach. 

You mean there are actually women out there that look like this and that are normal?  Thank you Mia for making me even more depressed.  But here's something to cheer us all up...

Vitals:
Name, MIA PRESLEY
Age, 25
Hometown, SAN CLEMENTE, CA
Height 5'5
Weight 121
Profession CENTERFOLD/GLAMOUR MODEL-BURLESQUE DANCER
Relationship Status LIVING WITH
Favorite Movie THE WAKING LIFE
Favorite Music/Artist DAVE PORTAL
Favorite Hobbie COOKING
Best feature/attribute SENSE OF HUMOR
Your favorite website - MINE!!!!!