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Monkey: First off, you must be the worst secretary in the world. Do you know what an apostrophe is? How about capItalIzatIon? You'd better work on getting your boss in bed..because you'll never make it as a secretary.

You know this can only end one way right? You'll eventually leave your job... but in the meantime, there's not much you can do to make him "all hard" he's 20. He's a walking hard on. there's nothing more you need to do... If you want him to desire you even more.. don't screw him right away. Tease him. Tell him what you want to do to him... but don't do it.. let it build up until the day you want to quit. Oh Wait, he's married?

He's married? then don't you dare tease him. Why? because one day you'll be married and there's gonna be a 17 year old girl at work doing the exact same thing you're doing...it's called Karma.

Do the right thing and leave your boss alone. He's a disrespectful loser who likes being unfaithful to his wife... you don't need any part of that. Have some morals and do what others can't.. walk on.

Secretary: i understand what you mean, but you have no idea how much i feel for him , i dont even think hes that happy in his marriage, hes never tried to make a move on me before hes told me he likes me and i told him i liked him too.

i think he likes me but is confused about his wife hes told me and someone else that he didnt know how long he would last with his wife , and hes said he wishes he wasnt married, i dunno know what to think or do, im really confused.

Monkey: You're really confused because you write at a grade 3 level. But that's okay because it looks like you're gonna ignore my advice and make a move on your weasely boss. You'll no longer have to rely on your stellar typing skills and you can work on being a professional home wrecker.

If he's a little cretin now, what makes you think he'll treat you any differently? If he doesn't respect his wife.. what makes you think you'll be any different? Oh right, your ego.