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For some, winter is a welcome site. Colder weather means more clothes, more bundling.. more ways to help you cover up your fat.
But as Spring approaches and the snow melts.. what is a fatso to do? Exercise? Eat properly? Don't be silly. As the weather moves from cold to mild, a quick adjustment of your outfit is all you need. Simply remove your sweater and tie it around your waist. This way you can continue wearing your Leggings while trying to fool us all. Here's the thing, your waddle gives you away; no, not that stupid chunk of skin hanging from your chin, (See Ali McBeal) but rather your duck like strut. Also, the fat hanging around your ankles is a pretty good tell tail. So if you think you are covering it up with your clever 'wrap' around idea, you're sadly mistaken. We all know what lurks under there... It's like a guy with a bad comb over or toupee... we all know you're losing your hair, so why draw more attention to it? So rather than trying to trick us with your wrap around in the middle of August, why not try do something about it..like wearing overalls. |