Probably one of the funniest lines ever-uttered on TV (Family Guy, P. Griffin).  Funny because it's true.

Listen ladies, don't get your panties all in a bunch if your guy goes to a strip club or if he talks with other women...or whatever.  I'm not talking about letting him disrespect you, I'm just asking you to be realistic about a guys thoughts and needs. 

I have the coolest girlfriend in the world.  She doesn't know she's my girlfriend and her mother has told her to stay away from me.  And by, "mother" I mean, "police"... Anyway she totally gets the fact that me looking at porn only stands to benefit her.  She knows that when I lay the pipe I'm going to be thinking about everyone BUT her and she's totally cool with that.  Probably because she's thinking about everyone else but me...

But whatever, who cares.  As long as the thoughts stay in your head (or you share them with each other) and you don't act upon them with someone other than your partner then everyone wins.  So put your ego aside and accept the fact that it's human nature to be turned on by more than one person.

At least that's what I told my parole officer.