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There are a lot of funky places to have sex. As many places as there are positions. However what may seems like a romantic idea at first may well turn into a disaster... I mean we have all tried sex on the beach... The right way and of course the more painful "shit I forgot a blanket" way. ouch

It's the weekend. What better way to start your morning than a nice shower with your partner. It's your first bath/shower together so you make sure you have all the lotions and scents ready. The water is perfect. Beating down on both of you, you start getting all worked up. Groping, massaging, rubbing... It's all working perfectly.

You are thinking my goodness showering with chicks is awesome. Of course it is. You're all clean, the soap is lubricating nicely, slipping, sliding...

You can't beat it. Then you cum. Ahhh... relief. Only for seconds because suddenly your white little pool of sperm begins frantically hardening itself to whatever it sticks to.

Relentlessly gluing itself to your pubic hair. As you try to get it out, you find yourself ripping out your dick hair... which leads to more chaos...

It's now everywhere you didn't want it to be. It's in her hair, it's in your hair. It's lumping to your tub... blocking the drain... Now there's not much room in your shower so you start knocking shit around trying to prevent it from spreading any further. Shampoo bottles falling on the ground, the shower curtain blowing everywhere, that cold breeze cause you left the fucking door open...

What had turned out to be a nice hot and steamy shower is now turning into a less than pleasurable experience. You see, cum when mixed with hot water congeals rather quickly and binds itself to hair unforgivingly. You want to avoid this. Either shave your entire body or cum away from the water. Say in her mouth. If she doesn't like that, pee on her.

Showers with your partner are a lot of fun. It's the best way to get her to clean that nasty crotch of hers and a good excuse for you to make sure she does. Cum away from the water. Ladies and Gentlemen... Please, Cum away from the water.

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