Are You Self Absorbed?

How would you know, you're too busy thinking about yourself.

Of course we are all a little self absorbed, but the extent of what we absorb varies from mirror to mirror.

Of course most of us spend our day thinking about oursleves and how we can make more, be more and have more but there's a few who take their ego a little too far.

Example: A chick at the gym all dolled up in make-up and nails, chatting on her cell phone - It's safe to ascertain that she's not too serious about working out. She's just there to feed herself by prancing around in her tight shirt and spice girl shoes, making sure that everyone see's her.

A women (and I supose men too) who is preoccupied with herself will only pay attention to someone if they have something she wants. Usually, money and/or a $100, 000 car.

She's so concerned with how she is looking and who's noticing to hear what you are saying. Unless it's "Make I take your order."

Let's pair this down to High School for a second, unless you are the captain of the football team or you let her cheat off your paper, there's no way Betty big tits will ever pay attention to you.

So guys, don't stress over it too much. If you are that desperate to talk to her, become a waiter. But you'll soon realize that her sponge like ways become old and tired... just like you.


So don't waste your days chasing after someone who'll never notice you for who you are...a blubbering loser desperate to get into a hot girls pants.