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I just read one of the stories about guys being…. well guys. The author of the story was talking about going down on a woman that was unkempt: to say the least! He, the author, gave some advice to the woman on cleaning herself up but I’m going to take this issue a little further; I feel it’s my duty as woman to share some ‘hygiene’ tips.

ALL WOMEN LISTEN UP!!!!

It’s not enough to just wash your coochie EVERDAY you need to douche at least once a month but use the non-scented kind. You’re not fooling him if you have a ‘fishy smell’; Flower Fields scent will not cover it up you’ll just smell like a flowery fish. (Ewwww)

Use some type of wet wipes after you use the bathroom (there are many brands on the market and they even come in handy travel packets for on the go that fit nicely in your purse or pockets.) Shave, wax what ever your pleasure just do it!

Guys, look before you lick if there are pieces of toilet paper tangled up in her pubs make her clean it. Trust me with this extraordinary act of foreplay YOU HOLD THE POWER!

Don’t risk getting sick or unsightly mouth sores in hopes your generosity will score you a piece of ass.

Ladies, ladies, ladies please don’t let a guy go down on you if you’re not cleansed that is just disgusting!

If you want to be treated like a lady then take care of yourself like one; if you want to be treated like a nasty-ass Ho, then carry on: as you were…. but remember this:

Douche: $5.00

Cleansing wipe packets: $3.50

Razor and soap: $1.50

A guy going on the net talking about your nasty coochie: Priceless!

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