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So there's a recall on the little kid rubber duck toys. You know, those fun little guys you took in the tub when you were a tot. There's lead paint in their beaks and blah blah blah. But more importantly, there are high doses of phthalates. It's some kind of chemical that is added to plastic to increase flexibility. Phthalates cause premature development of breast tissue!! Yes! This is so fantastic! Thank you Jesus!

It totally messes with your hormones. There is really something good happening here folks. No more breast implants, no more padded bras! Just get yourself  (or your woman) some plastic and start to suck!... Oh yeah, it can also lead to liver, kidney and lung damage. Oh who cares! We are really onto something here.

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