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Guys love getting it but very few know how to receive it.
Which, is why most women hate to do it and here are just a few reasons why:

-Guys get carried away with pushing and pulling on our head and neck.

-Guys don’t know what to say or do during the act.

-Fear the guy will not tell us when they are about to cum.

-Anxiety that we may not do it right.

First off guys, our head and neck is not the joystick controller to your XBOX or PS2 so please don’t treat it as such and don’t pull our hair, unless we ask you to. Instead while we're pleasuring you, run your fingers through our hair but don’t ‘pet’ we’re not a dog. Caress and massage our neck and shoulders gently. Tip: Women hold stress and tension in their neck and shoulders, which is why we love being massaged there. So, the longer you massage the more time we will spend in your happy place.

Talk to us; tell us what you like. Every guy is different just like every woman has different techniques but don’t ‘bark’ commands at us, again we are not a dog. Also, if we’re doing it right, show and tell… we love to know we’re pleasing you. Even if we’re terrible at it just keep telling us you love it. Yes, I know it’s weird a woman actually giving guys permission to lie. Think about it this way if you tell us we’re good at giving head, then we’ll want to do it more which in turn will give us the ‘practice’ we need to get better and practice makes perfect. ;)

Contrary to what you may think, we DO want you to climax but let US decide if we want to swallow. Tell us before you’re about to ‘spill over’ if you’ve never tasted semen, it tastes like salt water with the texture of tapioca pudding, YUCK! Now combine that with the fact we have something that is the size of a cucumber moving at rapid speeds in and out of our month. Doesn’t paint a good picture does it?

Most importantly, we need to be in the mood to perform for you. Don’t push the issue and don’t guide our head in the direction of your throbbing little buddy or we’ll make you wait even longer IF we decide to do it at all.

Trust me, tell us your thankful for giving you oral and we’ll love to lick and suck your lolli-pop; in fact we may even insist on it.

Note: STDs and HIV can be passed through oral sex so please be safe. There are plenty of items on the market you can buy from flavored condoms to eatable lotions that can be used along with condoms.

Something fun to try:

*How to put on a condom with your mouth:

Use an unlubricated or flavored condom (lubricated or spermicide condoms taste awful) and put it in your mouth so that the reservoir tip is facing your throat.
2. With your tongue take the reservoir tip and press it against the ridge behind your front teeth squeezing out any air.
3. Place the condom on the end of a hard penis.
4. If uncircumcised use your hands to pull foreskin back.
5. With your lips, or ever so lightly with your teeth unroll condom over penis.

*Source: http://nawtythings.com/

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