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As I find myself single, yet again, I do what most American’s do, cruise through the online personals. While reading these ads or postings ‘looking for love’ I’ve come to appreciate being single more and more.
Why? Because the more I read what men are looking for the more freaked out I get.
 
One ad reads:
 
Seeking submissive girl in little pink panties...
Very dominant male with lifetime supply of pink panties seeking submissive girl to wear them!
 
WTF?! Who actually answers this type of ad? This guy is an idiot if he thinks any woman in their right mind is going to answer this ad! Key words "right mind".
 
Guy’s listen a woman’s DNA is not OK with casual sex. I don’t care if she tells you "I’m ok with just having sex with you." At the time she may be ok with it but as soon as you make her have an orgasm her brain releases the ‘happy’ hormone and she’ll fall for you!

This is not something that can be stopped it's in the females nature just as its in a man’s nature to run around like a wild animal humping everything that moves! You expect us to understand you, and we do, so make an effort to understand us too.
 
I’m sure some of you monkey’s out there might have caught on to the hidden message above but if not, I’ll make it loud and clear for you:  If a woman is NOT chasing you after sex, you’re not worth her time. In other words she faked it.

Sorry I didn’t mean to bruise your ego ( well maybe just a little bit ) think of it, if a woman orgasms and the ‘happy’ hormone is released she falls in love with whoever is within a few feet of her. This same hormone is released with childbirth. Get it now?
 
Here’s another:
 
Looking for a LTR with a Married Woman You are married, love your spouse and have no intention of leaving or hurting him.  You just need a break, something for yourself. I am safe, single, gentle, loving, discrete and non-judgmental.  I own a home in "blank" and live alone. I’m looking for a woman I can love and care for on a regular basis. We can have our time together and no one will ever know, I promise.
 
So it’s ‘ok’ to cheat now? When did that become cool? I can guarantee you that SOMEONE will know!
 
Hello people, there are so many STD’s that can be transferred to you with or without the use of condoms! Do you really want to ‘bring’ that back into your marriage? Do you have no respect for yourself or your family? Get a fucken’ clue, not an STD!

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