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Trolling though the local personals ads in my area I’ve figured out why I’m single and not ready to mingle.  Men here are learning imparted and conceited.  Why?  I have know idea…. But let’s take a look at some of the ads posted.
 
Looking for Love-m4w
I’m looking for  a woman that knows what she wants, is drama free, thin, easy going and stable.  She likes to go out and have a good time but also enjoys staying.  She understands that being in a relationship means she should offer to pay for lunch too.
 
Tip: If a woman is “Drama Free” she has no life and no job so how can she pay for lunch?  If she is “Thin” that translates to cheap date… yeah you!  If she likes going out why would she be inside with your stupid ass?  Easy going… she’s taking anti-depressants… so how is that stable?
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If your smart outgoing and fun click me! :) - m4w
Hey im ****** i live in the ***** im posting this add to try and find an attractive girl to go out with tonight mabey play some pool or go to a hookah lounge or mabey a movie. Im single, laid back. Im 5'11 blue black hair athletic. Im a pilot, Im going towards having a career in flying, I have lots of goals and i will reach them all one day. Im a determined person, smart-gentle inside- sweet- very caring- outgoing-. Alot of people dont understand me, They look at the book and judge by the cover when inside the book is where it all is. Email me back if your intrested or you can just call or text me. ******** cya :) i can text you some pictures of me if your really interested. hope to hear from someone soon
 
Tip: If you are asking for some one that is “Smart”  learn the difference between Your and You Are!  And what is “Mabey”  oh do you mean Maybe?  In order to have a career in flying I think you need to know how to spell.
 
Tip 2:  Don’t ever ask someone to bring items to the table you yourself do not bring.
 
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Hey I'm Honest - Hot Successful Guy Looking for Fun Hookup

Hey what’s up, as you can tell I'm not here to mess around. No sense in playing games and being coy, I know what I want and I also know why you are here looking at these ads :) This is pretty simple, I'm not going to write a big long post -- and I'm not going to hide behind my computer. My pic is attached and if you like it go ahead and respond.  I'm 6'2 190lbs short brown hair, dark brown eyes - in good shape as you can see. 24 years old and I live in the *****.
 
Tip: Ok, ladies if you answer this ad looking for long term you’re stupid.  He is honest…. He is hot!  Successful…. Not sure… but he can spell. ;)
 
Don’t send me hate mail telling me to learn to spell…. Because I don’t care.

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