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Old 04-11-2008, 03:20 PM
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Two gay guys live next to a golf course, they sit outside everyday, and try to pretend to get hit by golf balls. One day, a ball lands feet away from them, so one of the gay guys dives on the ground. A big black guy pokes his head through the bush, the other gay man yells, 'Look what you did to my friend! We're gonna sue your ass off!!!' The black guy looks at them in disgust and says, 'How about you suck my balls!' The gay mans eyes light up and he yells 'Steve, wake up, he wants to settle out of court!!'
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Old 04-12-2008, 08:24 AM
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how do u stop a baby from drowning?

take your foot off its head

What do you say when you're tv starts floating in the middle of the night?

Freeze N*gger!

How many jews can you fit in a car?

2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 15 in the ashtray

old but still funny
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Old 04-12-2008, 10:15 AM
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I heard this from a friend of mine...

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!

Which makes the joke really funny.

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Old 04-12-2008, 02:13 PM
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Q: How do you make a little boy cry twice?

A: Wipe your bloody penis on his teddy bear.
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Old 04-13-2008, 02:06 AM
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Q: Whats funnier than finding a dead baby?

A: A dead baby in a clown suit

Q: Whats worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin?

A: Finding 1 dead baby in 7 bins
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Old 04-13-2008, 04:20 AM
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Q: What's blue and fucks old people?
A: Hypothermia.



Q. What's blue and fucks old ladies.
A. Me, in my lucky blue jumper.

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The receptionist asks "Do you have reservations?"
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:01 PM
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-What did the blind, deaf, retarted kid get for christmas?

Cancer

-What does a black kid get for christmas?

Your bike

-What do you call a black abortion clinic?

Crime Stoppers

-Why can't stevie Wonder read?

Because he's black
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Old 05-03-2008, 01:19 AM
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The real question IS: how many REAL black men actually play golf?
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Old 05-04-2008, 07:06 PM
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What's the difference between a Fag and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
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Old 05-04-2008, 10:01 PM
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The washing machine doesn't follow me around for the rest of the day after I drop a load in it...
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