Roosevelt E. Roosevelt came home from school and asks his mama, "Everyone in da turd grade calls me a stupid negro. Why do they make fun of da black people?". His mama replies "Ah, baby. They don't call ya that 'cause you black. They call ya that caus yous 19 years old."
By the way, I don't condone racism; but I did have to chuckle at that one.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage...
and a long one:
7 people survive a shipwreck and are stranded on a deserted island. 6 guys and 1 woman. After some time they set up a schedule where the woman has sex with a different guy each day. After a few months the woman gets some tropical disease and dies.
Everything was fine after the first week,
the second week was slighty harder,
the third week was almost unbearable,
and they fourth week they had to bury her...
I'll apologize in advance for how offensive these are
Q: Why don't black people ever have nightmares?
A: The only one that had a dream was killed.
Q: Why was it a shame that a black family a four drove off a cliff in a Cadillac?
A: A Cadillac can seat 5.
Q: What happened to the chinese guy who had a full erection when he ran into a brick wall?
A: He broke his nose.
Q: There's a Puerto Rican guy and a black guy in a car, who is driving?
A: The Cops
Q: A mexican guy and a black guy jump out a plane at the same time without parachutes, who hits the ground first?
A: Who cares
Q: There is a 3 family house with a black family on the first floor, a mexican family on the second floor and a white family on the third floor. There was a fire that burnt the house down. Which family survived?
A: The White Family
A: They were at work