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Old 03-19-2008, 04:40 AM
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what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

nothing you already told the bitch twice

how do you baby sit a black baby?...put velcro on the ceiling...how do you get him down?...tell a mexican kid its a pinata

what did hitler tell all the black jews?
get to the back of the oven
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Old 03-24-2008, 11:50 PM
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hahahahahahahaha....these are awesome
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Old 03-25-2008, 11:30 PM
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What's the difference between a Harley-Davidson and a Hoover vacuum cleaner?

The location of the dirt-bag
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Old 04-08-2008, 12:57 AM
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Roosevelt E. Roosevelt came home from school and asks his mama, "Everyone in da turd grade calls me a stupid negro. Why do they make fun of da black people?". His mama replies "Ah, baby. They don't call ya that 'cause you black. They call ya that caus yous 19 years old."

By the way, I don't condone racism; but I did have to chuckle at that one.
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Old 04-08-2008, 05:59 AM
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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage...

and a long one:

7 people survive a shipwreck and are stranded on a deserted island. 6 guys and 1 woman. After some time they set up a schedule where the woman has sex with a different guy each day. After a few months the woman gets some tropical disease and dies.
Everything was fine after the first week,
the second week was slighty harder,
the third week was almost unbearable,
and they fourth week they had to bury her...

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Old 04-08-2008, 08:24 AM
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Little Johnnie is walking down the hall at school talking to his friends.

Suddenly, the topic of conversation turns to dicks.

"My dad has two penises." Johnnie tells his buddies.

"Man, you're full of shit. You can't have two penises. That's impossible," replies Johnnies's friend Eddie.

"No, really... it's true. He has a little one that he uses to go to the bathroom, and he has a big one that he uses to brush the babysitter's teeth."
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Old 04-08-2008, 08:26 AM
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A young man is staggering about drunk with a key in his hand.

"What's going on 'ere then?" says a passing policeman.

"They stole me bloody car!" shouts the drunk.

"Where did you last see it?" asks the copper.

"On the end of this key!" wails the drunk.

The policeman looks him over and says, "Are you aware, sir, that your penis is hanging out of your trousers?"

"Holy shit!" screams the drunk; "They got me girlfriend too!"
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Old 04-10-2008, 01:34 PM
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I'll apologize in advance for how offensive these are


Q: Why don't black people ever have nightmares?
A: The only one that had a dream was killed.

Q: Why was it a shame that a black family a four drove off a cliff in a Cadillac?
A: A Cadillac can seat 5.

Q: What happened to the chinese guy who had a full erection when he ran into a brick wall?
A: He broke his nose.

Q: There's a Puerto Rican guy and a black guy in a car, who is driving?
A: The Cops

Q: A mexican guy and a black guy jump out a plane at the same time without parachutes, who hits the ground first?
A: Who cares

Q: There is a 3 family house with a black family on the first floor, a mexican family on the second floor and a white family on the third floor. There was a fire that burnt the house down. Which family survived?
A: The White Family
Q: Why?
A: They were at work
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Old 04-10-2008, 01:58 PM
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Q: What is the perfect gift for a dead baby?
A: A dead Puppy.

Q: What do you do with a dog with no legs?
A: Take it for a drag.

Q: Why don't real women wear watches?
A: There is a clock on the stove.


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Old 04-10-2008, 05:31 PM
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What's blue and red and doesn't like to have sex?

The seven-year-old in the trunk of my car.
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