I haven't logged into the forum in a long time because I am too busy cropping pictures for no one to click on - but since it's saturday and I'm staying in and have no booze - this is what I've decided to do with myself.
My name is Jesus Martinez and DrunkenStepfather.com is kinda my website.
Who are you?
I can say Jap cuz I am a Jap! ...Jap jap jappity jap.lol
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Bitch City
i'm the guy that comes for the free downloads, but ends up trying to decipher your drunken gibberish sentences that never end and go on forever so that i start to forget what the subject was and then i remember that i don't give a shit anyway, just like your mom doesn't give a shit about you and that's why you have a fat wife and have to self-medicate with alcohol to numb the depression, which is not really a depression so much as a reminder that you're still a part of the shit hole world.
My name's Mark and I'm a college student in central New York. I'm a Junior at SUNY Cortland (40 minutes south of Syracuse) and I am a Sport Management Major. I love this forum because it has a shit load of material to download, and because it isnt filled with asholes like other forums I am on. I despise people that leech and use the forum and do not contribute. I have a pretty busy schedule with work and school and all that but when I find time I like to contribute to this forum with what I can offer
There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
Join Date: Sep 2007
I'm a guy who wishes he could get stoned more because I really love smoking weed, but I have a real job that I hate and a 40 hour work week is fucking draining. I'm lazy as hell by nature so smoking is not conducive to me getting out of bed and going to work. I don't know what else there is to say.
I'm the guy who got food poisoning yesterday and threw up once out my mouth and twice out my ass in my sleep and ended up taking 3 showers that day but managed to see Rambo and not gross out the theatre with my silent whispers. surprisingly they did not play bodies at all in the movie.
A friend is someone who will help you move; A true friend is someone who will help you move the body
Long time stalker of DS. Found the site funny and the forum members hilarious so I decided to stick around. O yeah, cant forget the porn. Recent college grad looking for a job. Louisville, Ky., is where I call home. And I'm an alcoholic.
hi friends. long time reader, first time poster. my name is floyd and im from toronto, canada. my girlfriend is a needy bitch and she sucks my dick like the late terry schiavo would. lifelessly. needless to say, i abuse alcohol and smoke like a chimney. im only 20 but feel like im knocking on 45s front door.