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Old 02-02-2008, 10:27 PM
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I haven't logged into the forum in a long time because I am too busy cropping pictures for no one to click on - but since it's saturday and I'm staying in and have no booze - this is what I've decided to do with myself.

My name is Jesus Martinez and DrunkenStepfather.com is kinda my website.
Who are you?
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Old 02-02-2008, 10:54 PM
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i'm the guy that comes for the free downloads, but ends up trying to decipher your drunken gibberish sentences that never end and go on forever so that i start to forget what the subject was and then i remember that i don't give a shit anyway, just like your mom doesn't give a shit about you and that's why you have a fat wife and have to self-medicate with alcohol to numb the depression, which is not really a depression so much as a reminder that you're still a part of the shit hole world.

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Old 02-02-2008, 11:01 PM
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Alcohol doesn't cure the flu but probably causes the flu and that's what this week's lesson was.

I think my sentences make sense and I guess that's all that matters...but I am glad you are watching me slowly dig my own grave.....it's nice to feel like I'm not dying a miserable life alone.
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Old 02-03-2008, 12:22 AM
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My name's Mark and I'm a college student in central New York. I'm a Junior at SUNY Cortland (40 minutes south of Syracuse) and I am a Sport Management Major. I love this forum because it has a shit load of material to download, and because it isnt filled with asholes like other forums I am on. I despise people that leech and use the forum and do not contribute. I have a pretty busy schedule with work and school and all that but when I find time I like to contribute to this forum with what I can offer
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Old 02-03-2008, 12:39 AM
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I'm a guy who wishes he could get stoned more because I really love smoking weed, but I have a real job that I hate and a 40 hour work week is fucking draining. I'm lazy as hell by nature so smoking is not conducive to me getting out of bed and going to work. I don't know what else there is to say.
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Old 02-03-2008, 12:01 PM
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I'm the guy who got food poisoning yesterday and threw up once out my mouth and twice out my ass in my sleep and ended up taking 3 showers that day but managed to see Rambo and not gross out the theatre with my silent whispers. surprisingly they did not play bodies at all in the movie.
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Old 05-07-2008, 10:53 PM
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it's called the barley flu
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:27 AM
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Long time stalker of DS. Found the site funny and the forum members hilarious so I decided to stick around. O yeah, cant forget the porn. Recent college grad looking for a job. Louisville, Ky., is where I call home. And I'm an alcoholic.
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Old 05-08-2008, 12:33 PM
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Names Jeremy.

Have browsed the site for a while, but never delved into the forum.

Came for the apps thread, stayed for the porn; Well, that and Hedy's pic's.

Hedy, if you ever visit Dallas you can take me out for a drink and I'll show you the city.

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Old 05-15-2008, 01:41 PM
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hi friends. long time reader, first time poster. my name is floyd and im from toronto, canada. my girlfriend is a needy bitch and she sucks my dick like the late terry schiavo would. lifelessly. needless to say, i abuse alcohol and smoke like a chimney. im only 20 but feel like im knocking on 45s front door.

good to be here tho, thanks for having me
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