Hahaha all this shit/masturbation story reminded me that yesterday, on the way home from work i was listening to the Ellis Show on faction on sirius. Well they had the part of the show called "dude am I a whore?" and this chick called and asked if she was a whore for blowing her boyfriend while he took a shit? It took them a while to decide but it came down to this....
"Cowfucker - Do you love your boyfriend?"
"Girl - No.."
"Cowfucker and Ellis - THEN YOU MOST DEFINITELY ARE A WHORE!!!"
It was fucking hilarious...they called it the "blumpkin"
though...has anyone performed a blumpkin here??