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Old 11-06-2011, 04:57 AM
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DAE ever get a fart bubble trapped between their buttcheeks? The kind where you can slowly feel it sliding out to freedom? Yuck.
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Old 11-06-2011, 08:29 AM
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Old 11-06-2011, 02:39 PM
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Old 11-07-2011, 11:07 PM
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Old 11-08-2011, 05:08 AM
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I had a dream that I was walking my dog in the street, and a fast moving S2000 came up from behind and very nearly ran us over. The car quickly stopped at the sign, and when I got close, I could see the fat bitch driver who was shouting at me to "Get outta (her) lane!"

"Fuck you!" I replied.

"Asshole!" her retort.

So I suggested to her that she find a nice place to feed her fat fucking face. Then I woke up.

The End.
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Old 11-08-2011, 02:23 PM
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Old 11-08-2011, 10:24 PM
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What's the protocol when a weatherbeaten but still serviceable dildo is found in the bushes?
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Old 11-08-2011, 11:07 PM
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you can send it to the national dildo exchange. they will refurbish it for a small fee.
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Old 11-09-2011, 10:34 AM
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Who still has bushes? I thought that ouside the Scary Hairy threads all the girls were clean shaven? I mean, if it's so bushy that you can lose an entire dildo in it, you'd probably want to leave a trail of bread crumbs so you can find your way out when you're done.
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