So Busted! For the first time.
Remember that first time you got busted by someone?
Here's mine. My first jet flight by myself, 15 years old, going to upstate New York. I never flew before so it's all exciting and stuff. I have an aisle seat. All the stewardesses (stewardesses back then not flight attendants) have short dresses on. I'm checking them all out and I guess it was pretty obvious. One stew steps up on my seat and pushes a bag into the overhead compartment. I look up her skirt. I LOOK UP HER SKIRT. My 15 year old eyes are on stalks bugging out of my head looking up her skirt. She's up there a while moving stuff around. I keep looking up. She finally steps down and looks me dead in the eye and asks if I got a good look. She goes back and they congregate and whisper and giggle. 2 hours of total embarrassment. I can't look at anyone I just look at the floor the rest of the trip. But it did go in the spank bank. Later the result was like a Reddi-Whip can went off. Damn she was cute.
God damn, I am a nasty