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	Call Some Place Paradise, Kiss it Good-bye I was watching the hockey game last night when this shitty car commercial comes on. "It's the new generation of Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Hey Ugly It pretty much goes like this: If you are ugly, your husband doesn't make a lot of money. Why would some rich guy put Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	I Can See You Eating I was coming back from the beach the other day, walking towards my car when I spotted some potentially hot fat Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Hot Women in LA Sure there are hot women in Los Angeles. In fact, the hottest women live in Los Angeles. Wanna be an actress? Come Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Hot Girl Seeks Hot Guy Hot Girl Seeks Hot Guy (I think she's serious) Hot Chick: Ok, what is your view on hot girl getting together with a Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Down and Out In Beverly Hills When I first moved out to LA, my buddy, as we walked past scores of homeless on the beach, commented, "see it's Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Harro? Speak English!!! In the spirit of April Fools, I received my annual rent increase. What makes it so ironic is - like most of us who Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	For the Love of God Let me make sure I understand this, you're buying Nestle chocolate milk and Ice Breaker gum and you're using your Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Don't Sweat The Small Stuff - Give Me A Break It's A Small World, Or Is It? Isn't it great when all the rich and successful people start writing books telling us Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Hey Fattie A whopping No, not a, "Whopper" 61% of Americans are obese. An outstanding 95% of Americans are rude and 75% Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Doctor Doctor What Is Wrong With Me? Growing up, my parents always stressed to me the importance of a good education. "Son," They'd say, "One Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Turn Off Your Alarm Bitch... Is what I found myself thinking at 4AM when is was rudely awakened by the piercing sound of a car alarm... "learn Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Please Flush The Toilet!!! So, here's what happened to me many months back. I'm dating this girl, sex has been terrific, great ass, everything is Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	The Kids on the bus go, cough cough cough, cough cough cough.. Hmm, what's that big black cloud of smog ahead? Oh, it's our children and they are on their way to school. Better drive Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	The Making of Internet Porn... You start with a starving college or street girl, desperate for money, drugs, sometimes even food. You bring her in, get Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Hot Women and No Purpose Perhaps I am irrevocably bitter towards all the hotties who have laughed at me while growing up. Whatever it is, Read more.... - Read more SM rants