Nasty Videos Of Arms And Legs Being Broke - Caveman

Even Obama Can't Resist The Borg - Odor

Veronika London The Megan Fox of the North? - Guyism

Jessiann Gravel Beland’s hot photo shoot - HQ

Nice compilation of hotties make waking up bearable - Funtasticus

The Where Should I Eat Flowchart is genius - Epic

Katy Perry in Esquire Magazine and SEXY - LAX

Jessica Simpson's Mega Rack Pics - DNS

Anna Kournikova in Tight Spandex - Crunch

Oh La La Look At Marissa Miller - Goggler

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thumbPhuck Off England!!!
We don't want your celebs here, we have enough of our own self indulgent little pricks.  Robbie Williams? 

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thumbAre You A Phucking Idiot?
It's probably not the friendliest thing to say to someone but, some people just are. I was in line at Trader Joes

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thumbHome Depot, Hell on Earth
You Can Do It. We can Help...make it as difficult as possible by building our stores the size of Ausable Chasm

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thumbCareful, You'll Cut Your Nuts Off
Having had enough of my facial hair, and when I say 'facial hair', I mean the few patches of growth unevenly sprouting

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thumbDirty Mexicans Get Dirtier
Sirens wail, and Rosa Estrada, 34, scurries down the side of a muddy bank.  "Get under the bushes!"

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thumbMatthew Mcconaughey Is An Asshole!
Matthew Mcconaughey is an an asshole and if I have to explain why, you're not looking at these pictures close

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thumbThe Oscars: Celebrities Saving The World While Talking Out Of Their Asses.
I'm not sure if next year, the Academy Awards should be on Comdey Central or Cinemax.  It's either the biggest

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thumbPissed Off On An Airplane?
If you are sitting next to some cockbag who irritates you on a plane - and  let's be honest, we've all been

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thumbA Tribute To Canada's Record Of Quiet Valour
As our country honours the last of its four dead soldiers, we reprint a remarkable tribute to Canada's record of quiet

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thumbWomen Do Not Belong In Sports
Not announcing them anyway.  Sure, sideline commentary, after game interviews.. but not color commentating. As I

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thumbFBI To Use Monkeys For National Security
Impressed by the NAVY'S ability to train dolphins and sea lions to do their dirty work, the FBI is watching closely as

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thumbSelf Serve This, Cockbags!
"I'm sorry, I didn't hear your answer" ... as you are yelling, 'PHUCK YOU' into AT&T's answering

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thumbGrammy Awards - Or Weekend At Bernies?
2007 Grammy Awards:  So that's it?  The Police... Roxanne?!  They couldn't have put together a

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thumbCops Let Baby Die
Sophia Salva - Kansas Ciy, Missouri. Cops stop woman for fake tags. woman says she is pregnant and bleeding and needs

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thumbIgnacio Ramos, Jose Compean, Aldrete Davila
Two Texas Border Patrol agents convicted of shooting a Mexican drug runner in the backside while on duty turned

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thumbQuebec's Driver's New 2007 Handbook
1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A confident Quebec driver avoids using them. 2. Under no

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thumbGreatest Canadians
Greatest Canadians  In November 2004, Canadians voted Tommy Douglas the Greatest Canadian of all time

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thumbWhy Give a Shit, Assholes Bosses
So I finally make it to the US of A. A land where you can get whatever you want. That is if you are willing to put up

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thumbCalifornia Wage Increase, Suck My Balls
California Minimum Wage Increase So minimum wage has increased by a buck in the California.  Under

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thumbWhiteTail Nudist Camp
April 25th Well kids, it looks like we are at it again... The owner of the prestigious natutalist..or was it

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