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	So You Keep Looking At Porn... Who's yo' daddy? Well my precious little girl, when your mommy was pregnant with you, she was a whore. Look the whole Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Don't Be So High On Yourself Don't be so high on yourself, we only want your tits. Whenever a girl gets her way, she's gotta ask herself, Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Getting Your Car Fixed : Doesn't It Suck? "...well here's the problem...it's the widgets, you see this here and that there, it all needs to be changed and Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	We All Become Crusty And Old. With thought in mind, I have to say that I love old people. I wouldn't change their shitty diapers or anything, I just Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	10 Years Gone : Don't Let Time Pass You By It's a sobering thought when you remember that you graduated University 10 years ago, spent well over $40 000 on Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	My Mommy's A Whore My Mom's a Whore Is all little Suzie will remember from her childhood. Why? Because you dress like one. She'll Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	So You Hate Your Job All day long, you take it in the ass. As best as a man can, you allow your boss to rape, brutalize and humiliate you. Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	The All You Can Eat Buffet : Fat Pig The All You Can Eat Buffet, As American As A Lawsuit. Is there anything more tantalizing than lining up behind some Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Ugly Women Fake Tits As we all painfully aware, men look, gawk and stare at tits. Fat tits, droopy tits, floppy tits... if you're showing, Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Service The Customer, Asshole As we're full swing into the holiday season, I'd like to sit back and reflect on the hell that we call "Christmas Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Share The Laughter : But Shut Your Mouth Horseshack - Just the first name that comes to mind when I think of annoying laughter... There are many different Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Get Your Flu Shot Or Die The Monkey has been a bit low key over the past couple of days trying to avoid the latest deadly flu bug. According Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	So Long Mom...Learning To Leave Home It's no big Dr. Phil secret, but most of us are motivated by fear. No, not the fear of someone kidnapping your kid.. Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	MTV Famous Face Schlepp Twins Hey kids, feeling blue? suicidal? Wanna blow away all the kids at school? Sick of being picked on? Well, STOP!!! You Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Dear John : The Christmas Letter And Then... Love 'em or hate 'em, we all get "Dear John" Christmas form letters and depending on who sends Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	You Don't Know The Law - Common Decency You can imagine my surprise when the gas station attendant told me to 'shut up.' What??? What is going wrong when gas Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Fans of Speedmonkey This site is absolute bullshit... It generalizes ALL guys as being some asshole that just wants to use girls... Honestly Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	White Child For Sale - Melissa Etheridge With scores and scores (scientific measurement) of homeless children in the world - why does everyone feel the need to Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Psst...Wanna By Some Drugs... So now that the cat has been out of the bag for a few years, the US Government is doing everything they can to make sure Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Have My Baby...Spanish Speaking Kids It's a sad but true fact that most "Anglo" babies born in California learn to speak Spanish before English... Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	School's Out For Ever - Sex Braclets I'm not sure the color, but I'm sure the kids are all over it. Maybe a little oral.. then you'd better get a blue Read more.... - Read more SM rants