Nasty Videos Of Arms And Legs Being Broke - Caveman

Even Obama Can't Resist The Borg - Odor

Veronika London The Megan Fox of the North? - Guyism

Jessiann Gravel Beland’s hot photo shoot - HQ

Nice compilation of hotties make waking up bearable - Funtasticus

The Where Should I Eat Flowchart is genius - Epic

Katy Perry in Esquire Magazine and SEXY - LAX

Jessica Simpson's Mega Rack Pics - DNS

Anna Kournikova in Tight Spandex - Crunch

Oh La La Look At Marissa Miller - Goggler

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thumbHigh School Sex Scandal
Recently, a nude photograph of Victoria Schattauer and a 15-year old freshman posing together was taken and posted on

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thumbLooking To Buy Pet Insurance? Here's A Few Things You Need To Know...
Yeah, yeah we have tons of titties and crotch shots on the site, but every once in a while we have some good useful

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thumbI've Just Been Donkey Punched...
As the season of giving approaches, I got online to start my Christmas shopping.  With the perfect gift in mind, I

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thumbThe Smartest Man On TV (by Dr. Tom)
Okay, phuck all of you, I watched the entire season of "The Bachelor" this year. Why? Because I caught

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thumbHayden Panettiere Vs. The Keebler Elf
Come on...this is just not sexy.  She's like a weird man-child.  She stands about 3'10" and she's

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thumbPhuck You Brad Garrett And The Rest Of Hollywood Too!!
Watching the news last night laughing at all the pathetic writers who are picketing in front of the Studios here in

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thumbGeneration Whore
What is the best way to secure a future of skanks with sex videos?  Invite Queen Xerxes herself, Kim Kardashian to

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thumbI Phucking Hate Kim Kardashian
Of course it's because I can never have her... and I'm jealous of everything she stands for blah blah.. .whatever

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thumbShow Me Your Thong Bitch!
As we continue our downward spiral through society and chicks begin to wear less and less, I'm now pretty much

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thumbGene Simmons Rocks!
I've watched 'The Family Jewels' a couple of times on A&E and every time I do, I'm always amazed at how normal

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thumbPrison Break? Prison Bust!
Really?  So during the entire off season, a Central American Caligula is the best the Prison Break crew could

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thumbMy Mom Is Hotter Than Your Mom
On my way to see a buddy today, I ran into my neighbor from down the hall.  She's pretty hot so any opportunity I

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thumbThe VMA's Sucked Balls - The Day Music Turned Gay!
Okay, hasn't Carrie Underwood been around for a few years now..so why the phuck was she up for best new artist? 

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thumbA Guide To Canadian Culture (Helpful Hints)
A buddy of mine, 'Billy No Mates' is traveling to Canada for a couple of weeks.  His Firm... no he's not a Football

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thumbWho's Mom Is Hotter?
And by 'hotter' I mean, who's mom spends more of their kid's money, Dina Lohan or Leslie Panettiere?  I'm just

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thumbSoccer To Turn Gay In The USA
That's what will happen if James Cooke from Brookfield, Mass. has his way.  In between my pre-nap nap and my

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thumbExpedia.BOMB: How To Phuck Up Your Summer Vacation
It's only natural to try and save as much money as possible when booking a flight...with 100 brokerage companies out to

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thumbTom LaBonge LA City Cockbag or Good Guy?
Updated March 10th, 2008: So I'm pulling up to my parking spot and sure enough parked in my way is a D.O.T parking

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thumbWhy Do Blacks Ruin Everything?
Billy Ray Johnson suffered a traumatic brain injury that left him permanently brain damaged because, "the black

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thumbPhuck, I Think I May Be Gay!
A few years back, I wrote on the difficulties of meeting guy friends, when you're a straight male.  At 30 + years

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