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	My Mom Is Hotter Than Your Mom On my way to see a buddy today, I ran into my neighbor from down the hall. She's pretty hot so any opportunity I Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	The VMA's Sucked Balls - The Day Music Turned Gay! Okay, hasn't Carrie Underwood been around for a few years now..so why the phuck was she up for best new artist? Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	A Guide To Canadian Culture (Helpful Hints) A buddy of mine, 'Billy No Mates' is traveling to Canada for a couple of weeks. His Firm... no he's not a Football Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Who's Mom Is Hotter? And by 'hotter' I mean, who's mom spends more of their kid's money, Dina Lohan or Leslie Panettiere? I'm just Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Soccer To Turn Gay In The USA That's what will happen if James Cooke from Brookfield, Mass. has his way. In between my pre-nap nap and my Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Expedia.BOMB: How To Phuck Up Your Summer Vacation It's only natural to try and save as much money as possible when booking a flight...with 100 brokerage companies out to Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Tom LaBonge LA City Cockbag or Good Guy? Updated March 10th, 2008: So I'm pulling up to my parking spot and sure enough parked in my way is a D.O.T parking Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Why Do Blacks Ruin Everything? Billy Ray Johnson suffered a traumatic brain injury that left him permanently brain damaged because, "the black Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Phuck, I Think I May Be Gay! A few years back, I wrote on the difficulties of meeting guy friends, when you're a straight male. At 30 + years Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Phuck Off England!!! We don't want your celebs here, we have enough of our own self indulgent little pricks. Robbie Williams? Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Are You A Phucking Idiot? It's probably not the friendliest thing to say to someone but, some people just are. I was in line at Trader Joes Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Home Depot, Hell on Earth You Can Do It. We can Help...make it as difficult as possible by building our stores the size of Ausable Chasm Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Careful, You'll Cut Your Nuts Off Having had enough of my facial hair, and when I say 'facial hair', I mean the few patches of growth unevenly sprouting Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Dirty Mexicans Get Dirtier Sirens wail, and Rosa Estrada, 34, scurries down the side of a muddy bank. "Get under the bushes!" Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Matthew Mcconaughey Is An Asshole! Matthew Mcconaughey is an an asshole and if I have to explain why, you're not looking at these pictures close Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	The Oscars: Celebrities Saving The World While Talking Out Of Their Asses. I'm not sure if next year, the Academy Awards should be on Comdey Central or Cinemax. It's either the biggest Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Pissed Off On An Airplane? If you are sitting next to some cockbag who irritates you on a plane - and let's be honest, we've all been Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	A Tribute To Canada's Record Of Quiet Valour As our country honours the last of its four dead soldiers, we reprint a remarkable tribute to Canada's record of quiet Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Women Do Not Belong In Sports Not announcing them anyway. Sure, sideline commentary, after game interviews.. but not color commentating. As I Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	FBI To Use Monkeys For National Security Impressed by the NAVY'S ability to train dolphins and sea lions to do their dirty work, the FBI is watching closely as Read more.... - Read more SM rants
	Self Serve This, Cockbags! "I'm sorry, I didn't hear your answer" ... as you are yelling, 'PHUCK YOU' into AT&T's answering Read more.... - Read more SM rants