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thumbI Drive A Prius, But I'm Still An Asshole
So how do you figure that a guy driving a flexfuel car throws his cigarette butt out the window?  I personally

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thumbExtreme Russian Climbing
In-between rubbing lotion on my mom's back and taking out the trash, I decided I needed some exercise.  I went

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thumbTripp Isenhour Vs. Dave Winfield?
Here Tripp, Tripp, Tripp..here boy...Has Tripp been a bad boy?  Yes he has.... Tripp Winfield...I mean

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thumbHollywood For Sale By Tom Labonge
Walking my dogs this morning, I realized that I had forgotten my poop bags...(not for me, but for the

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thumbEva Longoria, Over Her Dead Body
Real quick... As I was on the couch sucking down a bowl, on comes a trailer for Eva's new movie, "Over Her Dead

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thumbSuper Bowl, Super Ass
So in case you live under a rock, yesterday's Super Bowl XLII was outstanding.  Even though I still think Eli is

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thumbPhuck a Duck - I Hate Anaheim
It's no big secret...actually it is because I never really talk about, I'm always too busy looking at and posting

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thumbPhuck Charities
Over the last year thanx to you, my perverted loyal readers I've been able to make a bit of cash off of all the shitty

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thumbWho Loves 14 Year Old Naked Boys?
Scott Cornelius a dispatcher for the UC Irvine Police Department certainly does...Although it is not technically

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thumbI Was Watching Commercials, And Prison Break Came On...
Feb. 18th 2008 So finally an ending with a bit of closure.  Or maybe it was because all the other season

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thumbRevenge of the Tiger, By Claude Bawls
High profile defense attorney, Mark Geragos (Scott Peterson, Winona Ryder, Jacko) denies that Paul Dhaliwal, Kubir

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thumbThe 10 Most Underreported Humanitarian Crises
We certainly like to have our childish fun around here.  Giggling like school girls at chick's panties,

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thumbGuess My Sex
So my buddy is having a baby and he can't shut up about it.  Actually, my buddy isn't having the baby, his wife

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thumbHigh School Sex Scandal
Recently, a nude photograph of Victoria Schattauer and a 15-year old freshman posing together was taken and posted on

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thumbLooking To Buy Pet Insurance? Here's A Few Things You Need To Know...
Yeah, yeah we have tons of titties and crotch shots on the site, but every once in a while we have some good useful

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thumbI've Just Been Donkey Punched...
As the season of giving approaches, I got online to start my Christmas shopping.  With the perfect gift in mind, I

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thumbThe Smartest Man On TV (by Dr. Tom)
Okay, phuck all of you, I watched the entire season of "The Bachelor" this year. Why? Because I caught

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thumbHayden Panettiere Vs. The Keebler Elf
Come on...this is just not sexy.  She's like a weird man-child.  She stands about 3'10" and she's

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thumbPhuck You Brad Garrett And The Rest Of Hollywood Too!!
Watching the news last night laughing at all the pathetic writers who are picketing in front of the Studios here in

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thumbGeneration Whore
What is the best way to secure a future of skanks with sex videos?  Invite Queen Xerxes herself, Kim Kardashian to

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thumbI Phucking Hate Kim Kardashian
Of course it's because I can never have her... and I'm jealous of everything she stands for blah blah.. .whatever

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