Nasty Videos Of Arms And Legs Being Broke - Caveman

Even Obama Can't Resist The Borg - Odor

Veronika London The Megan Fox of the North? - Guyism

Jessiann Gravel Beland’s hot photo shoot - HQ

Nice compilation of hotties make waking up bearable - Funtasticus

The Where Should I Eat Flowchart is genius - Epic

Katy Perry in Esquire Magazine and SEXY - LAX

Jessica Simpson's Mega Rack Pics - DNS

Anna Kournikova in Tight Spandex - Crunch

Oh La La Look At Marissa Miller - Goggler

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SM Rants

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thumbSpeedmonkey, Amsterdam and Male Hookers
So yeah, back from the Europe 09 trip.  Wow.  Europe is phucking awesome.  Shitty in the summer heat

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thumbSM In Amsterdam...
Yeah, so I won't get into all the details right nonw - I'm using my buddy's computer so out of respect, I'll keep all

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thumbLondon Calling Hyde Park And An Upskirt...
Holy shit - just got back from an outdoor gig, Hard Rock Calling - Hyde Park, London.  My, don't I sound

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thumbI Just Found Out My Ex Got Married
I think.  I can't be certain because it seems that she'll never talk to me again.  I sent her a text to

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thumbBrittany Flickinger Phucking Useless
Man, parents think that drugs are bad for their kids?  How about Hollywood?!  Fame is a worse addiction than

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thumbHappy Armo Day...Again
Every year, April 24th creeps up on me like a naughty uncle at night.  I'm sure they're a great and proud

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thumbShe Likes Me, But I Think She's A Transvestite
A few years back, I moved into this shitty apartment building that has a pool.  One day, while at the pool,

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thumbReason #2 Why The World Hates America
Ok, to be fair, I'm sure there are many other reasons to hate the USA - but I believe the 2nd reason to hate us, is

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thumbLearn To Speak English Asshole
I'm constantly amazed that there are people who live in an English speaking country yet can't string together 2

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thumbDon't Upload Dirty Videos Of Your Girlfriend
So ladies, this is why if you're going to make a dirty video of yourself, make sure you keep the master copy.  In

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thumbThings We Do For Weed
You just got a job in another country. You realize that it may take a day or two to find a source. You have no idea if

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thumbThe Older I Get, The More I Hate
So pretty much as I get older, I become less tolerant of 'things'.  I'm a curmudgeon. Quite simply it's because

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thumbRadiohead Disses Miley Cyrus
Radiohead is awesome.  Yes, a total understatement, I'm aware.  But sometimes words are all we got. 

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thumbNadya Suleman aka OctoMom
She just brought 8 more kids into this wonderful world.  Bitch, you just wiped out all of Madonna's and

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thumbWhy Christian Bale Went Bat Shit
So I finally found out what happened on the set of Terminator Salvation that made Christian Bale go totally bat

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thumbHybrid This Asshole!!
So the other day I'm driving around town and in front of me is some asshole with the new GMC Hybrid Yukon truck. 

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thumbPhuck You Joe Walsh
So I'm walking my dogs this morning and I come across this woman walking towards me with her dog.  We stop, our

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thumbHey Asshole, Shut Your Dogs Up
Down the street live 2 dogs that go off on anyone or anything that pass by.  They sleep right at the front

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thumbIt's My Birthday Today
You ever think about killing yourself?  Not necessarily going through all of the planning and note writing...but

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thumbI'm Pathetic
Not too surprising a statement for anyone who has spent any time on this site, I know.. but at least this time it's not

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