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thumbPlumber Butt
I live in a small, crappy 800 sq ft. apartment but somehow still pay $1300/month rent.  But the good thing with

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thumbOh Canada: You Know You're From Canada When...
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,you may live in Canada . If someone in a Home Depot

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thumbBrooke Knows Best
What do you do when your family is falling apart?  When your brother is in jail for destroying a kid's life, your

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thumbHooray For Teen Pregnancy
I'm not sure if OK magazine has some kind of arrangement with the US government and their concern over the negative

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thumbJeffery Ely Is An Asshole
Jeffery Ely was driving near Duluth, Minnesota, on January 4th when Fester, a miniature pinscher, ran into the road.

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thumbHigh Gas Prices...
Ok, now that we've all heard the jokes about how phucking expensive gas is and how Exxon is making $1,300 a second

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thumbHitler Reacts To The Canucks Missing The Playoffs
So the playoffs this year are giving me ulcers.  Here's a phucking funny spoof - Hitler's reaction to the Canucks

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thumbSpeedMonkey Has Moved
The 6 of you who read this site may have noticed the lag in speed over the last week.  Well, I'm happy to say,

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thumbKim Karsdashian Kills American Soldiers
No, I didn't say, Armenian...I'm quite sure they don't even have an army.  Too many Armos...no army. Anyway, a

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thumbMorning Rush Hour Hell In Some Asian Town
You think grid lock in Los Angeles, New York or San Francisco is bad...imagine being stuffed (literally) into a

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thumbIn Case You Need Another Reason To Hate Illegal Aliens...
It was 5 a.m. and CBS News national correspondent Byron Pitts is with a woman who is nine months pregnant. She's

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thumbI Might Be Gay For David Cook
So David Cook does a rendition of Dolly Parton's 'Little Sparrow'  now I gotta admit, I've been watching this

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thumbHands Free California
Finally after all these years and accidents the DMV in California along with local law enforcement have had

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thumbATT & YAHOO Bullshit
To continue in the tradition of April Fool's Day, my ATT/SBC/Yahoo/Suck my Balls email account suddenly stopped

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thumbThe Clueless Kardashians
Ok so I'm phucking around online yesterday and Red Lasso sent me a link to Larry King interviewing the Kardashian

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thumbI Drive A Prius, But I'm Still An Asshole
So how do you figure that a guy driving a flexfuel car throws his cigarette butt out the window?  I personally

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thumbExtreme Russian Climbing
In-between rubbing lotion on my mom's back and taking out the trash, I decided I needed some exercise.  I went

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thumbTripp Isenhour Vs. Dave Winfield?
Here Tripp, Tripp, Tripp..here boy...Has Tripp been a bad boy?  Yes he has.... Tripp Winfield...I mean

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thumbHollywood For Sale By Tom Labonge
Walking my dogs this morning, I realized that I had forgotten my poop bags...(not for me, but for the

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thumbEva Longoria, Over Her Dead Body
Real quick... As I was on the couch sucking down a bowl, on comes a trailer for Eva's new movie, "Over Her Dead

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thumbSuper Bowl, Super Ass
So in case you live under a rock, yesterday's Super Bowl XLII was outstanding.  Even though I still think Eli is

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