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	MILLION DOLLAR BABY To be fair, I screened this one with some friends on New Year's Eve before we went out and got shitfaced. We were Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	Miami Vice, Movie Review, Dr. Tom Maybe this should be called "Michael Mann's Vice," because the guy seems to now be obsessed with showing us his Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	Fock The Fockers If you didn't like "Meet the Parents," no, this isn't some sequel that makes it all better. If you did like Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	LAND OF THE DEAD Sorry, kids. I just couldn't do it. While I know George Romero made the original "Dawn of the Dead" and Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	KUNG FU HUSTLE Seeing as how this flick can be summed up in one word, ODD, this review's gonna be shorter than the norm. Basically, Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	Kingdom on Heaven What sucks more than a hands-down shitty movie? A good movie that could've been great, like "Kingdom of Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	KING KONG Aside from the fact that Peter Jackson is unable to direct human actors enough to turn certain moments that come off as Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	KILL BILL: VOLUME 2 While definitely more involving and character-driven than its predecessor, Volume 2's sudden lack of severed limbs and Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	Kill Bill: Volume 1 KILL BILL (AND BOB, AND JOE, AND SALLY) Uma Thurman kills pretty much everyone she talks to in this cartoonish escape Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	In Good Company Dennis Quaid is finally back. Sorry, missed "The Rookie" and "The Alamo," they both looked Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	History of Bullshit Feeling slightly compelled to go check out this flick out of sheer curiosity, seeing as how it's gotten such great Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	HERO This movie kicks ass. While, yes, it has moments of overdone slow motion and moments of overdone "my, isn't that Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	Interview With A Bad Ass Heeb (Jon Kesselmen) The baddest heeb this side of Tel Aviv. That’s the slogan to let us know what we’re in for on “The Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind ETERNAL BOREDOM OF THE UNIMPRESSED MIND This will be a quickie -- Great idea, lame-ass movie. Sadly, it was written Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	Crash In the tradition of "Fagnolia" (err, oops, I meant "Magnolia"), here we have another big sap sandwich Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	Cinderella Man Renee Zellweger is possibly the most obnoxious Caucasian working in feature films. She wasn't always like this, but Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	Big Fish BIG FISH Well, here's one for you whiny little bitches who think I just don't like anything. "Big Fish," Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	Batman Begins It's nice to know that even a studio as clueless as Warner Bros can, once in a while, make a movie about something cool Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	The Aviator Movie Review, Dr. Tom DON'T DO IT! THE OLD WHITE PEOPLE ARE LYING TO YOU!!! THIS IS NOT A GOOD MOVIE!! THEY'RE TRYING TO MAKE YOU OLD!!! Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	Alexander : The Worst Movie Ever Made I would say I hate to do this, seeing as how this is Oliver Stone and not another little shit music video director who's Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	Fahrenheit 9/11 Propaganda (noun): the spreading of ideas or information to further or damage a cause. So, is this movie propaganda? Of Read more.... - Read more movie reviews