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	Peter Dinklage in THE STATION AGENT Peter Dinklage in THE STATION AGENT Hey, kids. Guess who got invited to the WGA's special screening and Q&A with Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	SPIDERMAN 2 Fun, exciting, cool, yay. But this talk of it being the best comic book movie ever made has to end. First off, while Doc Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	THE SKELETON KEY, BOO! Kate Hudson is a retard. Not only has she become the most despicable Meg Ryan wannabe to date with her avalanche of Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	SIN CITY As you probably know by now, "Sin City" is made up of three black-and-white, film noir-like stories translated Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	SHREK 2 Hey, what do you want? It's a fun, cuddly movie with some actual funny parts. Don't mean to sound like I'm from Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	SECRETARY A movie about sadomasochism that's painfully boring? Well, I guess the whole "world is round" thing sounded Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	RIDING THE BULLET "The dead travel fast." That's the "ooooh, this is gonna be scaaaary" tag-line on the poster of Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	RAY Well, it's November. Oscar season is upon us. What's this? A two-hour plus movie about a real-life dead guy that actually Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	Finding Neverland Children, it may be time to kill Dr. Tom. Maybe I'm getting old, or maybe movies are slowly digging themselves out of Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE Be warned. The first 15 minutes of this movie rock like NO OTHER. As for the rest of the movie, well... let's just say Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	MYSTIC RIVER Thinking that I was going into the sequel to "Mystic Pizza," I was a bit thrown off by the film's opening Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	MR. AND MRS. SMITH Bored with "Land of the Dead," I looked around the hall an checke my options -- "Revenge of the Shitass Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	Lost In Translation The embarrassing thing is, this movie is just plain good. God knows it's more fun to rip some Hollywood jerkoff a new Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	The Pianist So he fucked a little girl and got kicked out of the country. Does that mean the guy can't make a damn good Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	THE HOURS.. OF STEREOTYPICAL CRAP There is something happening in America that no one wants to really talk about, but everyone must start paying more Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	THE RUNDOWN OF DIARRHEA There is one genuinely funny moment in this flick. In the intro scene, as The Rock makes his way towards his thuggish Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK HOT CHICK There’s only one word to describe this movie: AARGH!! Okay, that was stupid. There are actually a few more. Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	MUNICH Movie Review, Dr. Tom Well, the Spielberg that actually has something to say is back, that's a nice break from the stale popcorn crap he's Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	THE MATRIX, THE MATRIX, THE MATRIX God All Mighty, will it be nice to finally hear everyone shut up about this overrated crap. This thing used to be Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	Far From Heaven This 50's style drama, based on people's inability to look beneath the surface and the consequences of those who do, is Read more.... - Read more movie reviews
	MONSTER These eyes have seen it all now -- a Charlize Theron titty shot where Charlize's nakes body looks none-too-appealing. Read more.... - Read more movie reviews