Movie Review

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thumbCharlie Wilson's War
Not something that HAS to be seen on the big screen, but this isn't the Hollywood piece of shit it looks like on the

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thumbThe Heartbreak Kid
Seeing as how it made shit in the box office and didn't fly high with most critics, I rented this thing to fall asleep

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thumbStrength And Honor
Ya just gotta love Michael Madsen -- he's America's onscreen tough guy. And you gotta love Vinnie Jones, 'cause he's

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thumbNo Country For Old Men
Whoah. This isn't one to miss. Granted, it ain't a date movie (unless you've been dating this person a while), but

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thumbBeowulf Movie Review
There's no way I can talk you out of seeing "Beowulf," it's "Beowulf," and you've

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thumbGone Baby Gone
Well, it's official -- Ben Affleck is a director, not an actor. Oops. Turns out Casey's the actor. At least they

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thumbDan In Real Life
If you liked "7th Heaven," you'll love "Dan in Real Life." Maybe. The sickest part is, the

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thumbTalk To Me
Don Cheadle portrays Ralph Waldo "Petey" Greene, the DJ of the late 60's who declared himself (and may have

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thumbAmerican Gangster
It was Denzel who made a big fuss to the producers that he didn't care  to  glorify Frank Lucas, the

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thumbElizabeth: The Golden Turkey (Oops, "AGE")
You guys probably weren't gonna see this one anyway, but here's a review to reaffirm that you had the right idea.

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thumbThe Darjeeling Limited (LIMITED, is the key word)
Looks like Wes Anderson has become the M. Night Shyamalan of hipster movies, because instead of trying something new

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thumbInto The Wild
9 years ago, they were gonna do this flick with Leo as the lead and Marlon "The Fatass Who Was Too Good to

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thumbSeverance
Hooolyyy shit. I'm not often a horror fan, but horror-comedy where they lure you in with genuinely funy shit before the

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thumbZOO - A Documentary About the Guy Who Bled to Death Getting Phucked By a Horse
I saw a new DVD cover on the front shelf of my local video shop -- a cover with a horse's face, and in the reflection

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thumbThe Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford
This is about the most brilliantly original thing on film I've seen all year, BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE, this is a movie

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