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thumbThe Dark Knight
This is certainly one for the books as far as its genre goes, so SEE IT. That being said, there are weaknesses too

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thumbWanted
I went to this movie expecting to walk out within the first 30 minutes but surprisingly, I stayed and actually kinda

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thumbThe Incredible Hulk
You're stuck with me again, for another attempt at a movie review - sorry, Dr. Tom will be back soon, we hope. 

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thumbThe Strangers Movie Review
Good morning campers...Dr. Tom couldn't be with us today, something about needing to get a real job..rent or

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thumbIndiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Sorry kids, I like Indy too. In fact, I grew up with Indy and love those damn movies, but that makes me sound like

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thumbLars and the Real Girl
This thing is basically as harmless as its cuddly, confused lead character, but it's generally boring. Ryan Gosling

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thumbLeatherheads Review
Don't be fooled by the billboard. This is a movie meant for elderly Caucasians who are tired of violence and cussing in

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thumbWelcome Home Roscoe Jenkins
After "Black Knight," I could've sworn that Martin Lawrence's only purpose on this planet was to keep the

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thumbCloverfield
Watching this, one can almost imagine what a pain in the ass this movie had to have been to make - "Godzilla"

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thumbThere Will Be Blood
Paul Thomas Anderson, you made "Magnolia." You made it, I saw it, and that means I saw you jerk yourself

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thumbJuno
Due to some self-aware style, I was tainted from the getgo by the hype this one has gotten for the first thirty-or-so

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thumbGood Luck Chuck DVD Review
It was a cold, rainy night. It was raining... so hard. I knew. I knew how bad it would be. But I... I rented it

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thumbAtonement
Well, it's here -- this year's Oscar-begging piece of "good" crap about attractive people with

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thumbSweeney Todd
For those of you who hate musicals, see this one anyway. It's not a play, it's a movie, and anyone who's a fan of

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thumbCharlie Wilson's War
Not something that HAS to be seen on the big screen, but this isn't the Hollywood piece of shit it looks like on the

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thumbThe Heartbreak Kid
Seeing as how it made shit in the box office and didn't fly high with most critics, I rented this thing to fall asleep

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thumbStrength And Honor
Ya just gotta love Michael Madsen -- he's America's onscreen tough guy. And you gotta love Vinnie Jones, 'cause he's

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thumbNo Country For Old Men
Whoah. This isn't one to miss. Granted, it ain't a date movie (unless you've been dating this person a while), but

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thumbBeowulf Movie Review
There's no way I can talk you out of seeing "Beowulf," it's "Beowulf," and you've

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thumbGone Baby Gone
Well, it's official -- Ben Affleck is a director, not an actor. Oops. Turns out Casey's the actor. At least they

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thumbDan In Real Life
If you liked "7th Heaven," you'll love "Dan in Real Life." Maybe. The sickest part is, the

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