I can only imagine what her signature looks like...surprised she doesn't use crayons to sign her name... Have a good weekend, ingrates!

I think I got hit on by an old man in the steam room at the YMCA.  I went into the steam room which I guess is pretty phucking gay to begin with.  There's this 80 year old dude sitting on one of the benches towel around his waist and there's no steam.  It's an empty, cold steam room at this point... but not for long.  It's about to get hot... I ask him if it's cool that I start the timer for the steam.  He looks at me and says, "Do whatever pleases you"  I'm thinking, that's a weird thing to say, but the guy is old so maybe it's one of those old fashion sayings..?  I sit back and give my back a little stretch.  He comes over sits beside me and says, "let me know if there is anything I can do"  Is that weird?  Should I have let him?  I didn't want to be rude...

Anyway Here's "soft" eyed Audrina.  I call her "soft" eyed because calling her "lazy" eyed would be mean... No doubt she's on her way to a soup kitchen to volunteer her time...

Holy shit, usually behavior like this is reserved for geriatrics with false teeth and drool hanging down from their lip.  Maybe throw in some slippers and a hair cap of sorts... Nice work Mr. Spears.  Your daughter has officially given up on life.

This Chick Loves Her Weed - Hail Mary Jane
Sophie Reade Topless Compilation - HeyBitch
Nipple Slip Hall Of Fame - DNS
Lady Victoria Hervey Spreads It At The Pool - Goggler
Learn To F#@k Me Right - DeadDog
Joanna Krupa Naked Playboy Pictures - CelebSexTube
Hot Chicks Getting Photobombed - Caveman

So the other day TMZ showed a video of Britney making it through LAX security with a Big Gulp.  Something of course nobody is allowed to do.  I've been asked to throw away sealed water bottles only having to pay 3 times as much once passed security check point.  LAX security sucks.  In fact, on may way back from Vancouver, BC I snapped a few pics of LAX Airport Security hard at work... while bags are being loaded onto the conveyor belt, security simply sits on their ass, they listen to their head phones or they are busy texting.  Not one security guard checked ANY of the luggage.  So is it a wonder that Britney got to go through with her big gulp?  No, the guy was probably too busy trying to take her picture for his Twitter account.

Cartman Performs Lady Gaga’s Poker Face - Odor
Rachel Bilson Touching Her Poonanny - Isis
Menia Mathioudaki Goes Greek At the beach - HQ
Who called Kate Beckinsale Overrated? - Guyism
Hottest Secretary Ever??? - Caveman
Front Mag Shows off Rosie Jones Perfect Pair - LAX
Soccer reporter gets nailed - Epic
Beyonce at 2009 MTV European Music Awards - TC

Holy shit...and judging by these pics, she ate more than just her little lamb.  I think she may have eaten Nick too?!  Mariah prancing around Malibu for her new video... for weight watchers?  It's one thing to have had a kid and then to run around showing off your new post baby body... but I don't know what Mariah's excuse is.  Maybe now that she's married she can feel free to express herself.  She's no longer constrained by the "image" of Hollywood... Aretha Franklin here we come...  pic source