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Sienna May be Sued For Being A Whore

Homewrecker Sienna Miller is suing News of the World, The Sun, and Big Pictures for publishing pictures of her with cheating husband Balthazar Getty while both were in Italy.

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Sophie Monk Bikini Pics

Well it appears that Sophie does have an outfit other than her sweat pants. I guess the whole Ryan Seacrest ticket to fame didn't work out too well.  I wonder if Sophie uses

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Kourtney Kardashian Upskirt

Now I'm not really sure if clown underwear is considered sexy.  Mind you they are probably $500 clown underwear, but who cares, an upskirt is an upskirt... Related:

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Pics

I'm not sure if these pics are an ad for something, or if they are intentionally staged...if she has her own photog that follows her around...not that I care too much either

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Kim K's Ass In Spandex

Here's hairy princess Xerxes on her way to see one of her cancer patient friends.  Oh wait, that was 2 weeks ago.  How things change...I guess one visit is

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Jodie Marsh Showing Off Her Massive Cans

Man, do the Brits really know how to make 'em... This is Jodie Marsh and she's phucking disgusting.  There is no way this chick looks in the mirror and doesn't cry.  In

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Pam Anderson Now With Added Camel Toe

Just another day in the life of Pam Anderson...and her son. Yeah, those are shoe's I'd wear while hanging with my kids...   Related: More of Pam's glory.  See

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Halle Berry's Baby Pic

Here's a picture of Halle Berry's kid, Nahla Ariela Aubry.  It's not really the picture that I give a shit about.. I mean it's a phucking baby.  People have them

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Audrina Patridge Showing Her Goods

If ever there was a candidate for the 'Tara Reid' syndrom it's Audrina Patridge.  Never mind the lovely scar that stretches across the inside of her right tit, but the weight

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Fergie Rockin' The Mom Shorts

Oh please tell me this isn't the new fashion.  Sure they look great on Fuglie, but we've all seen 'regular' chicks try to pull off things like this and it just doesn't

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Sophie Monk Showing Her Hot Body

I don't think this chick owns any other clothes but sweat pants and tank tops.  I mean, I'm certainly not complaining, especially given how she wears her sweat

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I Said You Look Fat In Those Pants

You: "Do you want to dance...?" Chick: "Get lost geek." You: "I'm sorry you misunderstood me, "I said you look fat in those pants..." It

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Hey Nice Outfit : Why Your Girlfriend Looks So Hot

Find out why girls wear what they wear, and it's not for their boyfriend. You are ready to go for a night on the town. Your girlfriend gets all dolled up and is looking very

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Cum Away From The Water

There are a lot of funky places to have sex. As many places as there are positions. However what may seems like a romantic idea at first may

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Knowing Me, Knowing You: Being Friends

Breaking up is never easy but when it happens, pick up your tale and don't look back. Like a band-aid, you must rip it off quickly. Then inevitably she'll say, "but we

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The Urge : How To Stare @ Her Ass

Wait For It...Wait For It... Now. The Urge... As she walks past you, you count to 5 then turn your head... surly that's long enough to avoid being obvious. But there is

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